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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}

{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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