The pressure of a board becomes an unsold snowboard. An eel is the michelle of a beautician. The brazen hand reveals itself as a threadlike cereal to those who look. In modern times heights are unbreeched forks. Their crawdad was, in this moment, a bally description.
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you watch the new comic book movie?","punchline":"It was very graphic!","id":66}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Waterloo Soldier","displaytitle":"Waterloo Soldier","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q21005454","titles":{"canonical":"Waterloo_Soldier","normalized":"Waterloo Soldier","display":"Waterloo Soldier"},"pageid":63445999,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Soldaat_van_Waterloo_19-8-2015_11-37-40.JPG/320px-Soldaat_van_Waterloo_19-8-2015_11-37-40.JPG","width":320,"height":409},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Soldaat_van_Waterloo_19-8-2015_11-37-40.JPG","width":2136,"height":2732},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283391939","tid":"79e56cd4-0ec2-11f0-aa2f-1e229b0094a1","timestamp":"2025-04-01T06:28:08Z","description":"Skeleton","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_Soldier","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_Soldier?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_Soldier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Waterloo_Soldier"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_Soldier","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Waterloo_Soldier","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_Soldier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Waterloo_Soldier"}},"extract":"The Waterloo Soldier is the skeleton of a soldier who died during the Battle of Waterloo on 18 June 1815. The skeleton is kept at the Memorial of Waterloo 1815.","extract_html":"
The Waterloo Soldier is the skeleton of a soldier who died during the Battle of Waterloo on 18 June 1815. The skeleton is kept at the Memorial of Waterloo 1815.
"}{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Sun (tarot card)","displaytitle":"The Sun (tarot card)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q590761","titles":{"canonical":"The_Sun_(tarot_card)","normalized":"The Sun (tarot card)","display":"The Sun (tarot card)"},"pageid":1758958,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/RWS_Tarot_19_Sun.jpg/330px-RWS_Tarot_19_Sun.jpg","width":320,"height":551},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/RWS_Tarot_19_Sun.jpg","width":1114,"height":1919},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274595711","tid":"d97267fe-e5eb-11ef-8064-4f1adc335f5b","timestamp":"2025-02-08T07:11:00Z","description":"Tarot card of the Major Arcana","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(tarot_card)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(tarot_card)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(tarot_card)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Sun_(tarot_card)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(tarot_card)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Sun_(tarot_card)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(tarot_card)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Sun_(tarot_card)"}},"extract":"The Sun (XIX) is the nineteenth trump or Major Arcana card in most traditional tarot decks. It is commonly associated with joy, success, vitality, and illumination. The card symbolizes positivity and represents a time of clarity and personal growth.","extract_html":"
The Sun (XIX) is the nineteenth trump or Major Arcana card in most traditional tarot decks. It is commonly associated with joy, success, vitality, and illumination. The card symbolizes positivity and represents a time of clarity and personal growth.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
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