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The Fillies' Revue is a Grade 2 flat horse race in Japan for three-year-old Thoroughbred fillies run over a distance of 1,400 metres at Hanshin Racecourse, Takarazuka, Hyogo. The race is run in March and serves as a major trial race for the Oka Sho. The top three horses in the race earn the right to race at Oka Sho
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Lee Harwood was an English poet associated with the British Poetry Revival.
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The 2nd Armored Division was a formation of the Syrian Army res