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Neos S.p.A. is a private Italian airline headquartered in Somma Lombardo, Lombardy. It is a subsidiary of Alpitour S.p.A. It operates a fleet of Boeing 737 Next Generation, 737 MAX and Boeing 787 aircraft, flying to over 85 scheduled domestic, European and intercontinental destinations. The airline operates from its main operating base at Milan Malpensa Airport.
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