{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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